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Ladies and gentlemen, please come to the 1st ever Vampire Convention on the one and only Neptune! When: Next week from 12:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. (:- You NEED to have left by 3:00 p.m. or else you might risk any further damages to yourself from the strong winds*Where: Well, duh, on Neptune; the best place to have a Vampire Convention - Some people have called us and complained that Neptune isn't exactly a very close place but we have had a very simple response; It is the best place to hold a convention like thisWhat: A vampire convention- We will have games for every age group along with real, live vampires!! Lunch will be provided!IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO NOT CALL US!! WE ALREADY HAVE HAD HEARD EVERY COMPLAINT IN THE BOOK! We look forward to seeing you there next week! (: * We are not responsible for any deaths or injury's.  **Neptune is the best place because that is where all the good vampires live. (Well at least we assume those VERY pale people things are vampires. They have told us they aren't vampires, they are just that pale because they live the farthest away from the sun, but we don't believe them)

Mars is the perfect place for a vampire convention(for a night) otherwise they would be killed from the light. But they are used to being out only at night. Might want to bring a coat though, because it gets pretty cold at night. It could get to -191 degrees out so yeah bundle up. FREEZING!!!!!

 The Best Place to Hold a Vampire Convention is Right Here! Not only is it the best place to hold the convention, it's the perfect place to hold one! With cold temperatures, and barely any sunlight what's not better the URANUS! We all know that vampires are really quick but with a wind boost of 900 miles per hour you'll be the fastest you've ever been!

