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Uranus: The most putziest planet is Uranus cause Uranus takes 84 years to go around the sun so enjoy your tanning while you can.

Mars is the ... how should I put this?......um...uh....I do know....um...uh...um................ stop pressuring me! .......................ok ok where was I.............. um...........uh..................................... .   The old lady who wrote this slipped into a coma so I shall tell you about mars..................................Its year is twice as slow as Earths..............there I said it sheesh  Apparently the narrater quit here's a picture of mars enjoy



MERCURY!! Mercury gets the putziest (my grandma could move faster) planet award, because the days are longer than the years are.

== Pluto should get this award. Not comets definetly not mercury but pluto. Pluto nis the cranky old grandma of the solar system. It,s so slow and is always threatening to bump into Neptune. Pluto is so small and dainty that its barlym holding on to its orbit. It's receding from the sun and it'satmosphere may colapse within only 20 years!==

NEPTUNE wins this award. Pluto, Comets, and Mercury are all want a be's. Neptune takes roughly 165 years to go around the sun!! almost as long as Mr. Rogers has been alive!! It only takes 16 hours for a full rotation of the planet though short days= Less school!! I'm jealous