37.+Best+Location+for+a+Vampire+Convention3

**__Neptune__**

Neptune is the best place for a vampire convention because Neptune doesn't have very much light. It doesn't have very much light because it is the 8th planet from the sun. It is the farthest planet away, not including Pluto. Pretty soon Neptune is going to be full of vampires and when you visit Neptune you'll be a vampire too! So watch out, 'cause they're coming to get you and maybe they will even come find you here on Earth, but they would have to travel a long way. This is why Neptune is the best, because it will one day host a vampire convention, so beat that other planets. Oh yea, I don't think you can, so there.

Pluto is by far the best place to hold a vampire convention. One day on Pluto is a week on Earth. You could have an awesome convention but have it over with before it gets old (like vampires). It's also a very cold place (also like vampires). Vampires may even get cold and need a sweatshirt. (or a small star) to stay warm.

MERCURY Mercury is the best place for a vampire convention because i hate vampires, and mercury is the closest planet to the sun, so, mercury is exposed to the most sunlight.......

BURN VAMPS BURN!!!!



Uranus~

Uranus is the best place to hold a vampire convention. It has a completely dark side and stays that way for 42 years straight! And it is cold very cold because it is the seventh planet from the sun. Vampires have cold hearts so they could keep them cold for 42 years straight. Vampires hate light so no light for 42 years would be paradise! Calling all vampires meet on the darkside of Uranu