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The fastest place to die is obviously MAKEMAKE! there you would freeze in about 1.574395768 seconds, Then a polor bear would slowly rip you to pieces, not to eat you, but to take your cloths because it is suffocating and will freeze in about 2.450864075694 seconds from right NOW! JK NO BEARS!!! your gonna die no matter what you try to do!;)



What would happen to Kobe on Venus?

Venus **has** to be the quickest place to die. Think if I push Kobe out of the space ship he will go hurdling towards Venus at tremendous speeds and just before he hits the surface he would be jolted one way by the 220mph wind speed (which would kill him already) but if it didn't he would probably be thrown through a sulfuric acid cloud melting away his skin. Then he would probably burst into flames by the 827 degree F witch would reduce him to ashes. Or the pressure of the atmosphere would make his bones snap and head implode to reduce him to a pile of mush.

The quickest planet to die on would be Jupiter. Wanna know why?!?!? CAUSE! Lets say Brandie is an astronaut and she decides to get a closer view of this spontaneous planet. She leans forward and trips on an imaginary line. She goes plummeting into orbit and spins around for quite a while. She then gets sucked into Jupiter's Great Red Spot. She suffocates and dies because of her klutzyness. The storm throws her body around and jumbles it into pieces. Her body is soon decinigrated by the storm and turned into gas. Rest In Peace Brandie. THE END
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I think saturn would be the quickest place to die because it is like a frozen wasteland. First you would just die because saturn is just made of gas like helium and hydrogen so when you fall into saturn you would sound like a chipmunk. Another reason is that the winds are strong that it would basically rip your skin right off your face, and the surface of saturn is so cold that if you hit a rock you would fall into little sand grain pieces. Plus, on Saturn, they have anoma cystals which is like ice but stronger so you could get impaled in the head by them. That's why I think saturn is the deadliest place to die.

The quickest place to die would have to be the Shoemaker comet, because this comet collides with

MERCURY Has the best place to die no matter what its beats any plant any day! It's temps. get to 820 F during the day and -270 F during the night! So lets say we have Omar and he comes down from his space ship and Kobe pushes him out he starts falling and well there's no atmosphere so he is falling then its getting hotter and hotter. Then he keeps falling and soon enough he is burned alive and smash into a rock and has his face is on the rock. Or Kobe pushes him out and hes falling then its getting colder and colder then he is frozen alive and he lands in some snow and he's dead!!!

Neptune is The Quickest Place to die! No joke! All you have to do is Walk on Neptune, and Boom! Your dead! Since the winds reach up to 1,200 mph. You would be blown away instantly! Sounds kinda fun, to be blown around in the air, well not in this case! Also you would die from the bad gases in the air! You would suffocate to death, even know your breathing! How messed up is that?! Ohhh, I forgot about one more itty bitty detail, You would freeze to death! Since temperatures drop down to -200 degrees! So if your planning to end your life and want to do it in style come on down to NEPTUNE!(