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= The Toatal Perspective Vortex Award:Uranus = = = The one place were I would send the most snotty, stuck-up and egotistical person in the whole world so that they would feel tiny and insignificant therefore getting some perspective back into their selfish lives would have to be Uranus... NO stop thinking like an elementary schooler! You're disgusting! I'm talking about THE PLANET!!!!! The reason why you ask? Well wouldn't you want to send someone to a place were there are 360 mph winds? Or were the sun beats down on one part for 64 years? Or that at one poles the night last for 21 Earth years, receiving no light or heat from that sun of ours. I'm sure they would feel comfortable sinking down into the icy-gasy core because there is no real surface of the planet. They might even get use to using the same calander for 84 years, because that's how long the years are there, honey. At the end of the day they might relax a little looking at one of Uranus' 11 rings, gee Uranus got married A LOT! Or one of the 27 moons.

I think we should put all the school teachers on neptune and have have them enjoy a nice day of 1,500mph winds and some delightful weather that is -225 degrees C and see if they want to give us anymore homework for the rest of the year? But im pretty sure they would enjoy inhaling helium istead of oxygen and then there voice would be all high pitched! Please dont send me there ill be good(: